Favorite Movie Quotes

[Scarletwebslingr]

The title speaks for itself. Allow me to start:

"That is one big pile of sh*t"

-Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

**For fun you can also leave off the tags and have people guess what movie it's from :) Have fun!

[HT_NSU]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...."

&

"HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

...same film.

[Scarletwebslingr]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die...."

&

"HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

...same film.

Princess Bride!!

[HT_NSU]

YEP!!! I LOVE that movie!!!

[some random guy]

uhhh.... here's a easy one

"what is with you people!"

wait hold up what do you mean "you people"

sad but that's all i can think of right now

[Snoman]

Tropic thunder, easy one!

[Disneyhead]

"Could be worse. Could be raining"

[Justin]

Young Frankenstein!!!!


"Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction. "

[Disneyhead]

"You are correct, Sir."

And yours is obviously from Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass".

My next one. No need to guess here. But I light of some of the HRRR discussions on SOME OTHER sites I really like it:

"There's one in every family sire. Two in mine, actually. And they always manage to ruin special occasions."- Zazu

[ralphoutloud]

I love too many movies, if I get started, I wont stop, hehe. I can't think of any in particular at the moment aside from some Jaws ones. Such as the classic:

"Hooper! Starboard! Ain't ya watchin' it!?"

I just generally love Quint quotes haha, all gold.

[HT_NSU]

One of my favorite movie quotes:

"I have some loose jello, okay."

[disneyfan168]

One of my favorite movie quotes:

"I have some loose jello, okay."

Muppets in Space.

[Qsk50]

One of my favs:

"You are a sad, strange little man and you
have my pity"

[peaches magee]

One of my favs:

"You are a sad, strange little man and you
have my pity"

"... farewell."
The Original Toy Story... I love that line too :)

[some random guy]

"why didn't you break your phone on a rock like a normal person!

i tried to throw it at that tree over there.....call it.

i wish i could if didn't break my phone already!"

[ralphoutloud]

Haha, Pineapple Express, great movie.

I'm just up in here playing basketball, tryna get a muthaf'in' scholarship!

[some random guy]

Haha, Pineapple Express, great movie.

I'm just up in here playing basketball, tryna get a muthaf'in' scholarship!

:rofl: :lol::lol::lol: man you gotta love that movie

[wvugrrrl]

Put the bunny...
BACK
IN
THE
BOX!
(I'm watching this movie right now!)

[HT_NSU]

Put the bunny...
BACK
IN
THE
BOX!
(I'm watching this movie right now!)

This sounds familiar, but I just don't know. :shrug:

Here's one I posted on my Facebook status, that apparently nobody got. So, I figured I'd try it here:

"Why-O, Why-O, Why-O, did I ever leave Ohio?"

[SherKhan72]

Put the bunny...
BACK
IN
THE
BOX!
(I'm watching this movie right now!)

Con Air! I love that movie. One of Disney's pretty kool movie.

"Enhance! Enhance!" "Just Print the Damn Thing!"

:rofl: I love this movie.

[Disneyclaire]

Super troopers............???

"Hi how are you? My name is Elliot and I'm with the cluc scouts of America"

[flyosu]

"When you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? ....Oh, looks good on you though!"

[lintman]

"Hi how are you? My name is Elliot and I'm with the cluc scouts of America"

I loved that movie. True Romance.

"This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle."

[roto888]

I loved that movie. True Romance.

"This tie cost more than your entire wardrobe... it's the one thing that stands between me and the jungle."

Strange Days !!


" I love my people! Pull! "

[gamecocksc17]

Look what you did you little jerk!!! - Kevins uncle in home alone.

[SirScott99]

Holy crap.... where do I start?!?! Ummm........

Oh sir.... an angry member of the kitchen staff did you not tip them? The terrorist he ran that way, it was a run by fruiting! I'll get him sir don't worry- Mrs. Doubtfire

[gamecocksc17]

You're my hero Ferris Bueller.

[Return_of_Phos]

Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table? - Ernie McCracken - Kingpen

[Ticklyvinylmonkee]

"The whim of a madman. I like that." - Dennis Hopper - Speed

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"You're what the French call.. Les Incompetents." Kevin's sister - Home Alone

"There are 15 people in this house and you're the only one who has to make trouble." Kevin's mom - Home Alone

[Phylers]

Just four days until I'll get to have my annual viewing of it:

"My mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you."

- James Cagney as George M. Cohan in Yankee Doodle Dandy

[mutt7000]

Ok this one is from my fav childhood ( teenish ) movie. I will be very surprised and happy at the same time if anyone knows this without looking it up. Its not really a great quote just the one from the movie that makes me laugh for some reason... anyway enough of the set up

" Hulk Hogan eat your heart out "

[Mr. 9 Inch]

Ok this one is from my fav childhood ( teenish ) movie. I will be very surprised and happy at the same time if anyone knows this without looking it up. Its not really a great quote just the one from the movie that makes me laugh for some reason... anyway enough of the set up

" Hulk Hogan eat your heart out "

RAD!

And the first thing I thought was that Send Me An Angel song...lol

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Man, you used to not give a F..K! I seent you pull somebody's jaw off...I seent it!

I thought hurricane season was over!

[Ticklyvinylmonkee]

Ok this one is from my fav childhood ( teenish ) movie. I will be very surprised and happy at the same time if anyone knows this without looking it up. Its not really a great quote just the one from the movie that makes me laugh for some reason... anyway enough of the set up

" Hulk Hogan eat your heart out "

I kept trying to remember where I have heard that quote from and I couldn't stop thinking about it. But alas Mr. 9 Inch got it.

I love RAD!!!! For some reason my favorite part in the movie is when the twins are dancing with the girl in the zebra print outfit at the school dance. I want to see that movie again :)

[Mr. 9 Inch]

"9:15, let's have a great day everybody!...CUT THE SH*T!"

[mutt7000]

Awesome mr 9 inch. Rad is def top 3 if not #1 my fav movie of all time. I've probley watched it 100 times. I use to rent it from the movie store that was in our neighborhood every weekend. I found a pretty good bootleg copy off ebay a few years ago and still watch it 3-4 times a year. I use to race BMX and on all video games plus the version of myself I use on Madden each year I use the name CRU.

Ticklyvinylmonkee... that whole school dance scene is great ( got to love 80's cheese ). And I'll put the soundtrack up against any movie. Send me an angel, break the ice, thunder in your heart

guess what I'm doing tonight :)

[Mr. 9 Inch]

"Did you hear the one about the guy who told his son, Hey if you don't quit masterbaiting you're going to go blind...he said, Dad I'm over here!"

[mutt7000]

I just saw that.. but cant remember what movie it was.

[vinylcreation]

I dare someone to take a guess at this quote. Just saw the movie last night.

"He's going to be so mad when he gets out of there!"
"You mean- IF he gets out of there."
"If... If is good."

[SirScott99]

I dare someone to take a guess at this quote. Just saw the movie last night.

"He's going to be so mad when he gets out of there!"
"You mean- IF he gets out of there."
"If... If is good."

That's an easy one. Hercules of course

[Return_of_Phos]

Can anyone guess this one? :shrug:

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[Phylers]

Can anyone guess this one? :shrug:

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

Really, how can anyone not know The Big Lebowski? :shrug:

:thumbsup:

A new challenge (not too hard):

"The Germans wore grey; you wore blue."

[Return_of_Phos]

Really, how can anyone not know The Big Lebowski? :shrug:

:thumbsup:

A new challenge (not too hard):

"The Germans wore grey; you wore blue."

I probably know one or two people on here well maybe three :lol: Story, TOT,and mamawantsduffy

[Carol]

A new challenge (not too hard):

"The Germans wore grey; you wore blue."

Casablanca.

Or this funny version I found by the Spongebob voices - www.zefrank.com/zesblog/archives/2008/02/the_germans_wor.html

[Story]

I probably know one or two people on here well maybe three :lol: Story, TOT,and mamawantsduffy

You are correct sir! http://gfxlovers.com/smilies/imgs/celebrate/celebrate008.gif (http://gfxlovers.com/smilies)

[Phylers]

Casablanca.

Or this funny version I found by the Spongebob voices - www.zefrank.com/zesblog/archives/2008/02/the_germans_wor.html

I still like the original, but that was kind of cute. :lol:

It's such a powerful little line, and it's delivered so well. Personally, I think it's the best line the movie. :thumbsup:

Okay, a harder one, also made better by the delivery:

"Perhaps you would care to join our little circle now."

[Return_of_Phos]

You are correct sir! http://gfxlovers.com/smilies/imgs/celebrate/celebrate008.gif (http://gfxlovers.com/smilies)

Oh come on! You really have ot seen that movie :yikes:

[Story]

Oh come on! You really have ot seen that movie :yikes:

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[SirScott99]

I've never seen it either which is an extreme shame because I'm a huge bowler

[PrincessJoni]

As a huge Patrick Swayze fan I have to go with "Nobody puts Baby in a corner." However, whenever I say goodbye to my husband I always say "Laters on the menjay!" like in I Love You, Man!

[Carol]

I still like the original, but that was kind of cute. :lol:

It's such a powerful little line, and it's delivered so well. Personally, I think it's the best line the movie. :thumbsup:

Okay, a harder one, also made better by the delivery:

"Perhaps you would care to join our little circle now."

The Man who knew too much (1934)

[Phylers]

The Man who knew too much (1934)

:clap: Way to go! I was worried that one might be too hard, but anyone who's seen the old Hitchcock show at Universal Studios should have remembered it. Peter Lorre was so great in that movie!

[Story]

"You broke my smolder..."

I'll probably be quoting this movie a lot lately. I finally got around to watching it and I just :love: it!

[Carol]

"You broke my smolder..."

I'll probably be quoting this movie a lot lately. I finally got around to watching it and I just :love: it!

Yep - very good movie - 'Tangled' - man with a broken smolder!!!!

[Return_of_Phos]

:clap: Way to go! I was worried that one might be too hard, but anyone who's seen the old Hitchcock show at Universal Studios should have remembered it. Peter Lorre was so great in that movie!

that's what she said http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh134/odomjud/Smilies/joke.gif

[izzerl]

"You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Because you'll be together."

AND

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you,....and I will kill you"

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Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
What is the Highlander?
It's a movie.
Is it any good?
It won the Academy Award.
Oh for what?
BEST MOVIE EVER MADE..

[lintman]

I know Inception and Taken but I have no idea what the third one is from.

"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."

[Return_of_Phos]

"You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Because you'll be together."

AND

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you,....and I will kill you"

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Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
What is the Highlander?
It's a movie.
Is it any good?
It won the Academy Award.
Oh for what?
BEST MOVIE EVER MADE..

Is the third one Your Highness?


I know Inception and Taken but I have no idea what the third one is from.

"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."

The Hangover

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"Excuse me? But can you blow me where the pampers is?"

[lintman]

"Excuse me? But can you blow me where the pampers is?"

PCU

I haven't seen that movie in years. It made me a fan of George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic.

"No, no. I hate her. In fact, the day you broke up with her I marked that down on my calendar as a day of rejoicement. I'm going to celebrate it with a cake with her face on it, but instead of eating it, we smash it. "

[vinylcreation]

"What's going on, Papa?"
"They're searching for you. They're the last contestants! They want to find you so you lose and won't get the tank! Look- they're shouting and cursing and firing guns for you!"

It's been a while since I've seen this movie, so I don't remember every word. :)

[Phylers]

Wow. I feel like I'm Highlander!
What is the Highlander?
It's a movie.
Is it any good?
It won the Academy Award.
Oh for what?
BEST MOVIE EVER MADE..

Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. :thumbsup: I saw that accidentally, and it's still my favorite non-Elf Will Ferrell movie.


"What's going on, Papa?"
"They're searching for you. They're the last contestants! They want to find you so you lose and won't get the tank! Look- they're shouting and cursing and firing guns for you!"

It's been a while since I've seen this movie, so I don't remember every word. :)

I think you're going for Life Is Beautiful. Arguably one of the worst movies to ever win an Academy Award.

New quote:

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso...."

[boochamp]

"I specifically said... Bedside table! On the kangaroo!"

[lintman]

New quote:

"Wait! Where are you going? I was going to make espresso...."

Young Frankenstein. But it is pronounced Fronkensteen.

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"I specifically said... Bedside table! On the kangaroo!"

Pulp Fiction

Another of my favorite movies. So quoteable but most not fit for a public forum.

"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, "Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?"

[boochamp]

Pulp Fiction

Another of my favorite movies. So quoteable but most not fit for a public forum.

So true! I could quote that movie all day long.

[SirScott99]

I actually just saw Young Frankenstein for the first time last month. I thought it was hilarious but sadly have no quotes that come to mind right now

[boochamp]

I actually just saw Young Frankenstein for the first time last month. I thought it was hilarious but sadly have no quotes that come to mind right now

"Abby Normal"

[lintman]

"What knockers!"

[Phylers]

"Destiny, destiny, no escaping that for me!"

"Could be worse."
"How?"
"Could be raining."

"He was ... my BOYFRIEND!"

"Werewolf!"
"Werewolf?"
"There."
"What?"
"There wolf; there castle."
"Why are you talking like that?"
"I thought you wanted to."
"No, I don't want to."
"Suit yourself. I'm easy."

And of course the best one, "PUUTIH on th' Rii-ttTH!"

:lol: Young Frankenstein is a classic. :thumbsup:

[Allotes]

Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor?!

[Phylers]

Was it over when the Germans bomber Pearl Harbor?!

"Hell no!" :rofl:

[HitchHikingGhostFangirl]

"Anybody want a peanut?"

:lol:

[lintman]

Princess Bride

Another classic.

"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

[Carol]

Princess Bride

Another classic.

"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."

Snatch

[DimMak]

from one of Michael Bay's best..(and definitely not Island or Transformers 2)

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best
Mason: Your BEST?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen..

[lintman]

from one of Michael Bay's best..(and definitely not Island or Transformers 2)

John Mason: Are you sure you're ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best
Mason: Your BEST?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen..

Carla was the prom queen.

[Return_of_Phos]

Now a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the @$$ or the crotch?

[lintman]

This is Bob.

[lintman]

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O face. Oh Oh! You know what I'm talking about.

[tigger9977]

Coffee is for closers only

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Do you call yourself a salesman, you son-of-a-*****?

[Return_of_Phos]

Do you read Sutter Cane?

[Phylers]

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup."

:love: this movie!

[Anders Limpar]

"Snakes? Why'd it have to be snakes?" Or something to that effect.

[ironlou]

Do or do not, there is no try.

I live by these wise words.

[flyosu]

"I was just blousing.... errr browsing" - Clark Griswold

[wildHoney]

This line always makes me laugh: - "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

[Anders Limpar]

This line always makes me laugh: - "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

What movie is that from?

[Phylers]

What movie is that from?

The Princess Bride. :thumbsup:

"What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
"I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
"Do-you-think-he-saur-us."

[HawkeyeVinyl]

"Look up idiot in the dictionary - you know what you'll find?"

"A picture of me?"

"No! The definition of the word 'idiot', which you *bleep*ing are!!!!"

[Ticklyvinylmonkee]

"Snakes? Why'd it have to be snakes?" Or something to that effect.

Home Alone right? I love that movie.


The Princess Bride. :thumbsup:

"What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
"I don't know. What do you call a blind dinosaur?"
"Do-you-think-he-saur-us."

My all time favorite movie Jurassic Park :D


" Hey, O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!"
" Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the riverrrrr!"

[jaypee118]

"He left us! He left us!"

[imatronaholic]

^^ Jurassic Park

"You're the only human being in my entire life that ever gave me hope..."

[wildHoney]

^^ Jurassic Park

"You're the only human being in my entire life that ever gave me hope..."

Tombstone?

[imatronaholic]

Tombstone?

Yep!

How about this one: "Now that is a big door."

[wildHoney]

Yep!

How about this one: "Now that is a big door."

Tron but I can't remember which one

[ironlou]

King Kong, the original

[j1981bl]

"Oh look Escape! It's spelled just like escape." Dory from Finding Nemo

[Allotes]

"Snakes? Why'd it have to be snakes?"


Home Alone right? I love that movie.

:doh:

http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/indiana_jones_01.jpg

[Ticklyvinylmonkee]

:doh:

http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/indiana_jones_01.jpg

:doh: I'm a dork. I don't really like Indiana Jones so that's why I did that huge mistake. :lol:

I was thinking of the quote from Home Alone "Snakes? Snakes, snakes. I don't know no Snakes." I was way off :lol:

[jaypee118]

J: "Well, if those are his teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula!"
C: "Oh, so it's a girl house..."

[Allotes]

:doh: I'm a dork. I don't really like Indiana Jones so that's why I did that huge mistake. :lol:

I was thinking of the quote from Home Alone "Snakes? Snakes, snakes. I don't know no Snakes." I was way off :lol:

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee344/BrittSimpson/Emoticons/overreact.gif

[lintman]

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee344/BrittSimpson/Emoticons/overreact.gif

It's not like she said she didn't like Star Wars.

[Ticklyvinylmonkee]

It's not like she said she didn't like Star Wars.

Oh I LOVE Star Wars :D

[Anders Limpar]

"I'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

[wildHoney]

"I'm afraid the shield generator will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

"I've got a bad feeling about this"

[Anders Limpar]

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain

[NiccyT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7CE6z4vnGw&feature=channel_video_title

[FireMickey216]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7CE6z4vnGw&feature=channel_video_title

Where is that from :look:

[lintman]

Where is that from :look:

:doh: Time to go to Blockbuster again. It is Animal House.

[crazybones27]

Where is that from :look:

:doh: you need to go to the video store and rent everything from 2000 and before. That should about cover it for you to catch up :)

[JTChief82]

Where is that from :look:


:doh: Time to go to Blockbuster again.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-cartoon-022.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons.php)

Here's one:

S****er was Full!!!!

[FireMickey216]

:doh: Time to go to Blockbuster again. It is Animal House.

:sorry: I'm in Disney now nut, will go there when I get back.

[Anders Limpar]

http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons/emoticon-cartoon-022.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/emoticons.php)

Here's one:

S****er was Full!!!!

Its pretty difficult to find a line from Xmas Vacation that isn't my favorite. The whole movie is loaded with great lines.

[lintman]

:sorry: I'm in Disney now nut, will go there when I get back.

Did you just call me a nut? :shrug:

[FireMickey216]

Did you just call me a nut? :shrug:

No :bang: I meant but stupid auto correct

[JTChief82]

Did you just call me a nut? :shrug:

I think he meant to say "but". Then again I could be wrong :look:

[Anders Limpar]

"I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."

[wildHoney]

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

[Return_of_Phos]

No :bang: I meant but stupid auto correct

Riiiiiiiight, I know what you mean, everytime I type but autocorrect changes it to nut :rofl: even though the letter B and N are next to each other and if one isn't paying attention one could easily misspell but with nut :rofl:

[Anders Limpar]

"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

Whats that from, sounds familiar?

[Phylers]

Whats that from, sounds familiar?

The Italian Job. The original one, with Michael Caine and Benny Hill. :thumbsup:

[SirScott99]

A lot of my favorite movie quotes are in no way appropriate for this community, haha. Just think of Eurotrip, Knocked Up, She's Out of My Leage and movies like those

[Anders Limpar]

You guys give up or are you thirsty for more.

[Horizons1]

You guys give up or are you thirsty for more.

"Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff."

[Anders Limpar]

"Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy. Al. Leo. Little Moe, with the gimpy leg. Cheeks. Boney Bob. Cliff."

"I'm gonna give you to the count of 10. 1,2, 10..." Great stuff.

[jdicamillo26]

The Sandlot - "You play ball like a girl!"

[Anders Limpar]

"Communism was just a red herring."

[Allotes]

"Communism was just a red herring."

"I. am. your singing telegram."

BANG!

[Anders Limpar]

"I. am. your singing telegram."

BANG!

Nice one.